Kanakanui Hotel - by Sam Alama & Tom Pahu

He wahine Kanaka
Inu i ka `awa kâhi`ôhi`ô
Sure kêlâ
Kanakanui Hotel

He wahine Kepanî
Inu i ka sake too muchee daikon
Sure kêlâ
Yamashiro Hotel

He wahine Pâkê
`Ai i ka licee too muchee saimin
Sure kêlâ
Ah Leong Hotel

He wahine Haole
Inu i ka oke to muchee honihoni
Sure kêlâ
Royal Hawaiian Hotel

Ha`ina `ia mai ana ka puana
Inu i ka pia sâhi`ohi`o
Sure kêlâ
Kanakanui Hotel


Hawaiian women
Drink awa and get drunk
Surely
At Kanakanui Hotel

Japanese women
Drink sake and eat too much pickled turnip
Surely
At Yamashiro Hotel

Chinese women
Eat rice and too much saimin
Surely
At Ah Leong Hotel

Haole women
Drink okolehao and kiss too much
Surely
At Royal Hawaiian Hotel

Tell the refrain
Drink beer and stagger
Surely
At Kanakanui Hotel


Source Noble’s Hawaiian Hulas Copyright 1929, 57 Miller Music Corp Female ethnic humor, a part of Hawaiian culture and music, is presented in pidgin English.